They understand the semantics of sex and pleasure. Most porn stars have seen and played with more (offscreen) dong than we can only dream of. There’s also a very good reason why they’re in front of the camera and most of us are not (besides that second donut you had with breakfast). If there’s anyone who has come close to mastering sex, it’s porn stars, right? The logic is fairly simple: You turn to butchers for meat, you turn to conductors for trains, you turn to porn stars for a fantasy involving a butcher’s thick slab of meat entering a train conductor’s fleshy caboose. We don’t care if you’re Jeff Stryker and Tom Hardy’s bastard lovechild, you could still fuck better (although we’re a little upset we didn’t get to watch your conception).
There are new fetishes to try out, new toys to buy, different body parts to lick, smell and rub yourself against - the list goes on. There’s always room for us to improve and explore. Whether it’s a long Saturday night with your partner of umpteen years or a quick nooner with two dudes you found on Craigslist, most of us (we’ve got your back, too, asexuals) are drawn to sex on a relatively frequent basis. That being said, none of us are perfect at it, and we can all use some gay sex tips.
